Q: Why are shopping malls dangerous?
A: You can be mallested.
Q: What can a slow Post Office line lead to?
A: A stampede.
Q: What adjective best describes an eagle?
A: Talonted.
Q:What must you avoid when buying rattan furniture?
A: Being bamboozled.
Q:What happens if you steal a pen?
A: You get sent to penitentiary.
Q: What happens if you steal a penny?
A: You get sent to pennytentiary.
Q: What do Chinese cooks do before preparing a meal?
A: Go for a wok.
Q: What is the pessimist's creed?
A: In life you must learn to accept the bitter with the sour.
Q: How does a motorist with a full load of passengers drive?
A: Car-fully.
Q: What do you say to someone who lost their dog?
A: That's a dog gone shame.
Q: What would you call a retreat on the moon?
A: A moonastery.
Q: How's your cat?
A: Feline fine ( or, Feline not well )
Q: Why take an elevator?
A: For an uplifting experience.
Q: What do jockeys do?
A: Horse around.
